I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.
This guy is perfect.
don’t worry girl there’s no way you’ll get pregnant i ate like four condoms before i got here
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did
That is the most metal looking cupcake ever
(Source: sabrinacaps)
have you ever gotten really close to someones face and wanted to kiss them but like you can’t
yeah the tv screen got in the way
i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork
my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend
even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself
Tony Stark is that you